G vs. E

G: Hey, hey! Serena coming in to update the wazzup question we’re all facing now. Let’s see, this is my first sight and I like to right<d-I spell that right?>, mostly about me and Darien. He comments a bit, too. Not very often. What else can I say? I love my friends and family *blaa-blaa* (glances over to the side evilly) and everyone…

E: Will you shut up, man!? They don’t want to hear about your stupid airhead interests. Hey, yo. I’m Serena, she’s a fake. This is my site <underline my> not that infernal airheaded idiotic chick over there.

G: It’s not nice to call airhead.

E: (blinks) no f*in’ duh.

G: (gasps) mommy doesn’t like that word!

E: need I repeat myself? Anyway, ‘don’t listen to her, she’s tryin’ to lead you down the path of righteousness. I’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks!’ yes, that would be off Emporrers New Groove. Wicked shoulder angel.

Now, for the new attitude. Besides Serena, I have another name you might know a little better. Yes, I’m the devil. I don’t like Satan or Azazel or Lucifer or anything like that. It implies I’m a guy. (shudders) all men suck.

Well, with the exception of one.

G: wait wait! I know this one! It’s Darien, right?

E: (rolls eyes, shakes head) I had to be cursed with the bafoon.

G: that was so mean! (sniffle)

E: (blinks) hello! Being evil implies being mean!

G: oh. Hehe, sorry.

E: (groan)

G: don’t mind her, she’s always like this. Well, at least almost always. Her attitude changes when she’s trying to seduce my boyfriend.

E: (grins) you’ll have to excuse the evil laugh. Mwa ha ha ha ha! What she doesn’t know is that I’ve succeeded a few times.

G: (gasps) you did what with my boyfriend?

E: What’s with all this ‘my’ stuff going on? And did you forget we’re married? It’s legal and fun. Two words that really don’t belong together.

G: but that’s not fair! I saw him first. (throws a punch into the other’s face) owowowowow!

E: You idiot! We’re the same person! That and you had control through almost every second we where dating.  It’s my turn to have a little fun.

G: (eyebrow shoots up) that’s more then a little.

E: (grins) don’t I know it. Anyway, this girl quite literally doesn’t have it in her to put the moves on him. And besides, can you see fluffy pink very modest pj’s turning him on? Nothing will ever match the effect of the little black dress. I would know, I made it that way.

G: It’s not very lady like to go around in a little black dress just so you a get laid.

E: I know. You should try it sometime, you might like it.

G: (goes red)

E: (snicker) that’s attractive. Anyway, as introduction to this site that I’ll be giving you…

G: hey! That’s not fair! I set up this site, not you!

E: DO you even know how to write in html? Do you even know how to set up the connections?

G: html?

E: is it just me or do we have a scatter brain in the room?

G: really? Where?! (looks around)

E: I rest my case. So, here’s the guidelines.

 


Finished Fics

Camping Trip

Genie in a Bottle

Goddess band

Insanity

Morning jog

Mystery healer

Only for You

Revelations

Revenge

Sadness

Secret garden

Serena’s side

Silence

Sleeping beauty

Stubborn Heart

Surprise

When God Sends His Angels

Unexpected Person

 

Unfinished Fics

A cop’s life

A life without

A love not lost

Accident

Adopted wonder

Alien invasion

Angel and demon

Another lost princess

Art of lies

Babysitting job

Bed and breakfast

Blue ad green

Bodyguard

Curse

Darien’s Past

Darien’s thoughts

Darkest secret

Dedications and discovery

Different worlds

Dimension mission

Dragons

Final redemption

Floating court

Friends

Harvest moon

Hostage

HPMPSAHC

I have no idea

I never knew

Jealous x

Just friends

Kareoke club

Kidnapped princess

Kidnapping

Last Resort

Lost episodes

Love and deception

Mixed up story

Mortal-immortal

My own words

Myth and reality

Nameless

New land

Nospheratu

Nurse on call 1

Pirates

Preps and goths

Prophecy

Psychic meltdown

Rescue attempt

Resentment

Return me

Revolutionary girl

Sad story

Sailor pokemon

Scream

Secret adoration

Secret lives

Servant and sister

Sibling rivalry

Sickness

Starvation test

The unicorn

Too long

Toy story

Ugly duckling

Under the sea

Untitled

Vacation

Vagabond

What if

Witch’s eyes

Wolfish pride

Writer 2 writer

Writer’s block

X-men rip-off


 

 


            Lucky for you, I catagorized them for your convenience.

G: nu uh! I did some of it!

E: ya, the imaginary ones.

G: but…but…

E: shuv it, poser. Anyway, we’ll start with the one’s already done. Pink means romantic, red means dramatic horror, and green means depressing start. All of mine have good endings. And none end with me and Seyia. The dude’s a freak and I refuse to acknowledge his existence except to break his heart. (snicker) I love being evil. Black means dramatic action and violet means romantic comedy.

G: ok, so we agree on one thing. He came on way too strong while Darien was in America. I didn’t like that.

E: ya, sure you didn’t.

G: I’m serious.

E: if there is one thing you can’t be, it’s serious. Crybaby, yes, deep, no, airheaded, yes, serious, no. ok, when I speak, it’ll be in this dark blue print, when the airhead finally decides to land and talk, it’ll be lighter blue. Gotcha? Ok.

G: I don’t know where she gets off being so mean…

E: shuv it, pansy.

 

Camping Trip

This is a totally sweet fic starring me, the nice one. Darien helped me write it so it came from his point of view. It starts out with the hottest guy in the school crushing on the very lovely, very untouchable sweetheart. But what happens when their families decide to camp with one another?

 

Genie in a Bottle

This one doesn’t really have me in it, I’m sorta neutral. One night,  Darien decides to take an old girlfriend through a walk in the roes gardens, but what happens when he meets the shadow of a legend about to die off completely?

 

Goddess band

This one has to be my total favorite! Teen idol Endymion has been rocking the charts for two years when worthy rivals sign on with an opposing record company. In curiosity, the rock tar buys one of their CD’s and fall in love with the lead singer voice and message. Only to find out too late that she’s hidden herself in a small town somewhere in the US. What will he do now?

Oh my gosh! It’s, like, so dramatic!

Are you teasing me again?

Oh no, I wouldn’t ever do that, Serena. (rolls eyes)

 

Insanity

This one I’m not in either, but just wait I’ll get to one. This is spoken from his point of view where he tells all about his thoughts, feelings, actions and every other interesting little detail when he falls for two completely different women, only to find their darkest secret changed everything.

 

Morning jog

Highly elite business man Darien Chiba finds himself sitting in the park one day, minding his own business when he runs into and falls in love with a woman who can’t stand the thought of wealthy people. Hehe, I sounded so mature there.

Ya, chances are she cant even tell you what half those words are.

Oh ya? Try me.

Elite

(long pause) uh…

(shrugs and turns to next one)

 

Mystery healer

Endymion, prince of earth finds himself in love with his high general’s mistress and would do anything and everything in his power to have her for his own. But fortune smiles on him until finding out what she really is. I like this one, I get to show off –even if the airhead is starring in it.

Ooh, oh! Wait! I got it!

Did jya look it up?

Well…

Then it doesn’t count

Oh.

 

Only for you

Serena begin to have second thoughts about her relationship with Darien and plans to break up with him. He’s outraged when he finds out Rei brought this question on. Will he be able to change her mind before she lets the fatal blow fall? Or will Darien kill Rei to take out his fury.

Riveting, really.

I actually asked him what he’d do if this happened

Or, really? What’d he say?

Rei wouldn’t outlive the night.

(nods) I’d believe it.

 

 

Revelations

A genius child finds herself unpopular and alienated in her new school. That is, until five boys find out her deepest secret and plan to exploit it. only one thing can stop them, and it may not arrive in time.

Whoa, that sounded way prophetic.

I know, it was meant to. Hence the name?

Oh, right. Hehe, sorry.

 

Revenge

Two years ago, Rei decided to have an affair with a big businessman’s brother, who exploits this in public. She decides to die, but fail and in the end, killing the child inside her and fanning her best friend’s hate for the man into a flame. But when they meet, she fall desperately in love with him and is attacked by a new force. The only one who can save her now can’t remember their past on the moon. Will he remember in time?

 

Sadness

A bittersweet denial by Rini sends Serena running from everything she knows. Coming dangerously close to letting Darien go, Rini starts to fade into nonexistence. Can Darien change her mind in time, or will that little brat of a kid finally die and get it over with.

That wasn’t a nice thing to say

(Shrugs) probably the only time I’d tell the truth.

True.

 

Secret garden

Darien finally gets the guts to propose, but Serena remains uncertain. Promising to think it over during the night, she announces the fact to her family. Her father doesn’t like the idea of his daughter marrying so young. Will he stand in the way of their wedding?

 

Serena’s side

Basically, it’s insanity told through my eyes, with a little touch of humor.

 

Silence

Regardless of the name, Saturn is not in this fic! Serena finds out who Tuxedo Mask is and is returned hr memories, but the negavrse has kidnapped him. Will she ever see him again? Maybe the answer lies in becoming evil herself.

Boo-ya! I’m in this one! Check me out dang it! I kick some serious rear, of course something bad happens, but dang it’s a kick in the head.  I get to make out with him, too. Does the wussy girl?

Heck no. just me.

 

Sleeping beauty

Ya! I like this one! Mostly cause Darien  starts out all sweet and innocent to his older, freaking hot angry and evil self.  Oops, sorry. a marriage treaty was sent to the moon when the prince and princess where till very young. They met only once before the jealousy of a noble in his court casts a spell on his bride to be. Completely lifeless, they say only first love’s kiss could awaken her. But who could truly love when they’ll never know each other?

 

Stubborn heart

A witness to the everlasting love that grows between Darien and I, these three examples will prove that our love will last forever. By meeting in different lifetimes, we grow to love each other through a simple touch.

 

Ya! I get to do three! And their all so sweet.

 

Surprise

One day, Bunny walks into the arcade crying and no one can get an answer from her before she runs off. They find the root of the problem in a boy at school who asked her out, but she  refused. Since then, this boy starts rumors so terrible, she may never get to school again. But one surprise instant and everything changes

 

Unexpected person

What happens when a girl and boy fall in love? What happens when they supposedly hate each other? Going from prank to prank, the two fight to tell the other how they feel, but one slip up and Darien may have ruined the whole thing

 

When God Sends his Angels

Two weeks earlier, Serena is found beside a dumpster one morning. Tests show she’d been raped the night before. Will her despair consume her when friends and family turn her away in shame. Who will move her from the roof the of the hospital, or will she jump and end the torment?

 

A cop’s life

The police have been tracking a woman beater for five years now with no success. But when Detective Shields comes on the case, things change. A girl barely nineteen years old is his new target. Will he get some answers out of this one in time to save her life?

 

A love not lost

A totally sweet epic about Serena when only she can remember her past life. *The scouts aren’t really in this one* sorry. riddled by nightmares by night and in hiding by day, she runs into seven of the most unexpected people and finds a secret that will change her life forever.

Why the crap do you refer to yourself as Serena in these. The third person gig doesn’t make you look smart, you know.

Yes it does! Quite being a meany!

I’ll be mean if I f*in’ want to.

I’m gonna tell mommy!

You’ll just be getting yourself in trouble, you nit wit.

Don’t call me that!

I told you last time we’re the same person. It’s not my problem the other side of my brain can’t think for herself.

Yes I can! Leave me alone!

How much do you want? I have a 50% charge every two seconds.

Hu?

<Exactly.>

<Yo, babe, you ok?>

That’s my que. Excuse me.

Ooh, I hate it when she just takes charge like that. HEY! Wo! You’re not going to seduce him while this thing is going, are you?

No one said I had to stop.

<Whoa, Rena…>

Oh my gosh…

<Dang right.>

 

 

Whoa, that was over fast. Sorry bout that.

 

Accident

One day, while engaged in a fight with Darien, he strike a harsh blow not even I can ignore. But the fateful shot let off by drive-by killer land a secret so large and dangerous, it may cost her her life.

Dang that girl, she’s got me doing it now!

<Where’d you go so fast?>

<Oh, I started this site thing and wanted to finish it.>

<Oh, I was hoping to cuddle a bit longer.>

*eyebrow shoots up* <Oh ya?>

<Ya. And…well, if a repeat of the past half hour where to happen, I wouldn’t mind.>

<I’m sure you wouldn’t.>

<hey, can I help it if your good in the sack?>

<Oh, you think so, hu?>

<Well, dang I just got back from work and anything rivals that.>

<You little jerk.> *chucks pillow at his face*

<Coming from…?>

*turns away*

<Hey, Rena, come on. I was joking.>

*sniffles*

 

Adopted wonder

Not the greatest fic I’ve done, I’ll warn you. On Darien’s birthday one year, both parents decide to adopt another child. but something is strange about this one, and he cant help but be drawn to her.

<You’re finally cataloging this thing?>

*Ignores him*

Dude, you’re ruining this chance! Come on, he’s wide open and waiting!

<I’m sorry, I’m being a big baby.>

Don’t! He just insulted us!

Hello, he insulted me, not you. Get over it.

<Rena, you’re not being a baby, I  shouldn’t have said that.>

<I have to admit it was funny>

 

Alien invasion

Booya! Our first horror! Well, even then it’s not really horrific. I’m not in this one! I’m gonna cry… but I do love this one because Darien gets to show  off his evil side. He plays an alien infested rich man who kidnaps me and my family, cures my mother’s cancer and gives me one heck of a facelift. And the only thing he wants in return is me, or my mother dies.

I personally like this one, too. It’s not often I get to take control of things in this marriage.

Ya, but you love me anyway.

Right as always.

 

Angel and Demon

This I a really messed up one, to tell you the truth. There are several different story line going on in the same story, but mostly thee are a large collection of stories of our live together before the silver millenium. And the evilme isn’t in this one.

<Why do you have two colors of print on this thing? Anyway, the evil you thing is kinda interesting. Where’d you think of it?>

<Uh, it just kinda hit me this morning in the shower.>

<You where in the shower and you didn’t invite me? I’m hurt.>

<You have been having way too much fun lately.>

<you love it.>

<True.>

But I am in this one, and I’m evil most the time.

Don’t I know it! *evil grin*

 

Another lost princess

Darien and Serena are best friends –at the age of eight. But when Serena is kidnapped for another eight years, will the girls even recognize her when she escapes? I’m evil in this one! Ahahhhhh! That is so cool!

You don’t have to be so noisy about this.

Hey, it’s not like I’m in a whole bunch. Besides, it aggravates you.

What does aggravates mean?

*ignoring her*

What the heck? Dang, this side I haven’t seen before. Where’d you get this evil stuff, you’re never evil.

Who do you think that was putting the moves on you?

You’re not serious!

Dang right I am.

Art of lies

Andrew’s little sister comes for a visit one month and finds a more then warm welcome when she gets to school. The heartthrob, Darien  , decides to ask her out. That is, until Serena find the heartbreaking secret and moves back to her dad’s. years later, Darien come to the city for collage classes and finds Serena to be more then his match. But can he win her love, let alone her trust once more?

Oh, it’s so sweet!

Shut up, you wuss.

Hey, be nice, you two.

 

Just because of that, I get to do the next oen.

 

Babysitting job

Sere loves this one to death. It’s about a high school girl who takes Japanese in her free time. She has no time for boys, nor does she care who they are. Until a foreign exchange student from Japan comes to visit.

Not bad.

Ya, I thought it was a good catch, too.

Who said I was talking about the writing?

*Eyebrow shoots up*

 

Bed and breakfast

!!!Regardless of the name, he does not take me to bed!!!

Oh, that’s what we forgot to put in there! Don’t worry, we’ll fix that…

You will not! Remember pookie, this is going on the internet.

You’re serious? Give me that keyboard!

Why?

I don’t want people to know you call me pookie!

Why? You call me Meatball Head. anyway, two movie stars jut happened to be totally in love and want to spend the rest of their lives together. Unfortunately, neither knows how the other feels and one is still curious about the mysterious Sailor Moon. When he leaves for vacation and finds himself on her front doorstep, will him and his little sister be pulled into the mystery?

 

Blue and Green

Lita and Serena are best friends in the same high school, and Serena dances on the school team. Second only to the lovely redhead, Berry Merlyn. But when her boyfriend decides to leave her for the redhead, Serena is crushed. Until two new faces come into the picture. Her life will be turned upside-down and inside out. But she will love the outcome.

 

Bodyguard

Booya! I’m in this one! Well, kinda…

Anyway, ignoring her! The grand duke of Terra ha found himself a more then interesting servant girl. Fortunately, she doubles as a powerful bodyguard. (ah, I’m so in love with her) Darien, move! Sheesh! Anyway again, this particular servant is hiding something very large behind her about her past. Whe the prine is attacked, will her secret be revealed?

Oh, you just gave it away!

Hehe, sorry…

Idiot.

Be nice, or no dessert.

*eyebrow shoots up*

*Eyebrow shoots up, giggles*

 

Curse

Ok, I’m not really in this one, but Darien is. Regardless of the fact he spends half the fic as a hideous beast, he’s freakin’ sexy. The coolest thing in the world is knowing all you chicks out there want him. But he’s mine. Hehehehe. Anyway, a mysterious maiden hidden deep in the forest finds a monster, only to find he’s suffered a great injustice. Can she break the spell cast on him centuries ago?

 
Darien’s Past

That’s it, I’m doing this one. I just got back from America and am on my way to see my princess. Only to find she’s been attacked by a haunting image from a past you would have never guessed. Will one revelation brake everything we are, or will the bond remain intact after a secret that may shatter lives is revealed.

 

Darien’s thoughts

I kinda like this one. It’s the series told through his eyes, with a few new twists and turns added in. yes, it follows him when he goes evil, what a silly question. And when it does, you get a deeper look into queenies personality and facts you might have never known besides.

 

Darkest secret

Two people are strangely attracted to each other, but there’s something very supernatural about the football star. At least beside the fact he spends his nights in a wolf’s pelt hunting all night. The fact he knows he’s fallen in love with a human girl and is faced with the thought of losing her nearly sends him over the deep end. Until he finds the truth of his blushing bride to be.

 

Dedications and discovery

 

 

Different worlds
 
Dimension mission

 

Dragons

 
Final redemption

 

Floating court

 

Friends

 
Harvest moon

 

Hostage

 

HPMPSAHC

           

 

I never knew

 
Jealous x

 

Just friends

 

Karaoke club

 
Kidnapped princess
 
Kidnapping
 
Last Resort

 

Lost episodes

 

Love and deception

 

Mixed up story

 
Mortal-immortal

 

My own words

 
Myth and reality

 

Nameless

 

New land

 
Nospheratu

 

Nurse on call 1

 
Pirates

 

Preps and goths

 

Prophecy

 

Psychic meltdown

 

Rescue attempt

 
Resentment

 

Return me

 

Revolutionary girl

 
Sad story

 

Sailor pokemon

 

Scream

 

Secret adoration

 

Secret lives

 

Servant and sister

 

Sibling rivalry

 

Sickness

 
Starvation test

 

The unicorn

 

Too long

 

Toy story

 

Ugly duckling

 

Under the sea

 
Untitled

 

Vacation

 

Vagabond

 

What if

 

Witch’s eyes

 

Wolfish pride

 

Writer 2 writer

 
Writer’s block
 
X-men rip-off

 

 

 

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