G:
Hey, hey! Serena coming in to update the wazzup question we’re all facing
now. Let’s see, this is my first sight and I like to right<d-I spell that
right?>, mostly about me and Darien. He comments a bit, too. Not very
often. What else can I say? I love my friends and family *blaa-blaa* (glances
over to the side evilly) and everyone…
E:
Will you shut up, man!? They don’t want to hear about your stupid airhead
interests. Hey, yo. I’m Serena, she’s a fake. This is my site
<underline my> not that infernal airheaded idiotic chick over there.
G:
It’s not nice to call airhead.
E:
(blinks) no f*in’ duh.
G:
(gasps) mommy doesn’t like that word!
E:
need I repeat myself? Anyway, ‘don’t listen to her, she’s tryin’ to
lead you down the path of righteousness. I’m gonna lead you down the path
that rocks!’ yes, that would be off Emporrers New Groove. Wicked shoulder
angel.
Now,
for the new attitude. Besides Serena, I have another name you might know a
little better. Yes, I’m the devil. I don’t like Satan or Azazel or Lucifer
or anything like that. It implies I’m a guy. (shudders) all men suck.
Well,
with the exception of one.
G:
wait wait! I know this one! It’s Darien, right?
E:
(rolls eyes, shakes head) I had to be cursed with the bafoon.
G:
that was so mean! (sniffle)
E:
(blinks) hello! Being evil implies being mean!
G:
oh. Hehe, sorry.
E:
(groan)
G:
don’t mind her, she’s always like this. Well, at least almost always. Her
attitude changes when she’s trying to seduce my boyfriend.
E:
(grins) you’ll have to excuse the evil laugh. Mwa ha ha ha ha! What she
doesn’t know is that I’ve succeeded a few times.
G:
(gasps) you did what with my boyfriend?
E:
What’s with all this ‘my’ stuff going on? And did you forget we’re
married? It’s legal and fun. Two words that really don’t belong together.
G:
but that’s not fair! I saw him first. (throws a punch into the other’s
face) owowowowow!
E:
You idiot! We’re the same person! That and you had control through almost
every second we where dating. It’s
my turn to have a little fun.
G:
(eyebrow shoots up) that’s more then a little.
E:
(grins) don’t I know it. Anyway, this girl quite literally doesn’t have it
in her to put the moves on him. And besides, can you see fluffy pink very
modest pj’s turning him on? Nothing will ever match the effect of the little
black dress. I would know, I made it that way.
G:
It’s not very lady like to go around in a little black dress just so you a
get laid.
E:
I know. You should try it sometime, you might like it.
G:
(goes red)
E:
(snicker) that’s attractive. Anyway, as introduction to this site that
I’ll be giving you…
G:
hey! That’s not fair! I set up this site, not you!
E:
DO you even know how to write in html? Do you even know how to set up the
connections?
G:
html?
E:
is it just me or do we have a scatter brain in the room?
G:
really? Where?! (looks around)
E:
I rest my case. So, here’s the guidelines.
Finished
Fics
Camping
Trip
Genie
in a Bottle
Goddess
band
Insanity
Morning
jog
Mystery
healer
Only
for You
Sadness
Secret
garden
Serena’s
side
Silence
Sleeping
beauty
Stubborn
Heart
Surprise
When
God Sends His Angels
Unexpected
Person
A
cop’s life
A
life without
A
love not lost
Accident
Adopted
wonder
Alien
invasion
Angel
and demon
Another
lost princess
Art
of lies
Babysitting
job
Bed
and breakfast
Blue
ad green
Bodyguard
Curse
Darien’s
Past
Darien’s
thoughts
Darkest
secret
Dedications
and discovery
Different
worlds
Dimension
mission
Dragons
Final
redemption
Floating
court
Friends
Harvest
moon
Hostage
HPMPSAHC
I
have no idea
I
never knew
Jealous
x
Just
friends
Kareoke
club
Kidnapped
princess
Kidnapping
Last
Resort
Lost
episodes
Love
and deception
Mixed
up story
Mortal-immortal
My
own words
Myth
and reality
Nameless
New
land
Nospheratu
Nurse
on call 1
Pirates
Preps
and goths
Prophecy
Psychic
meltdown
Rescue
attempt
Resentment
Return
me
Revolutionary
girl
Sad
story
Sailor
pokemon
Scream
Secret
adoration
Secret
lives
Servant
and sister
Sibling
rivalry
Sickness
Starvation
test
The
unicorn
Too
long
Toy
story
Ugly
duckling
Under
the sea
Untitled
Vacation
Vagabond
What
if
Witch’s
eyes
Wolfish
pride
Writer
2 writer
Writer’s
block
X-men
rip-off
Lucky for you, I catagorized them for your convenience.
E:
ya, the imaginary ones.
G:
but…but…
E:
shuv it, poser. Anyway, we’ll start with the one’s already done. Pink means
romantic, red means dramatic horror, and green means depressing start. All of
mine have good endings. And none end with me and Seyia. The dude’s a freak and
I refuse to acknowledge his existence except to break his heart. (snicker) I
love being evil. Black means dramatic action and violet means romantic comedy.
G:
ok, so we agree on one thing. He came on way too strong while Darien was in
America. I didn’t like that.
E:
ya, sure you didn’t.
G:
I’m serious.
E:
if there is one thing you can’t be, it’s serious. Crybaby, yes, deep, no,
airheaded, yes, serious, no. ok, when I speak, it’ll be in this dark blue
print, when the airhead finally decides to land and talk, it’ll be lighter
blue. Gotcha? Ok.
E:
shuv it, pansy.
This
is a totally sweet fic starring me, the nice one. Darien helped me write it so
it came from his point of view. It starts out with the hottest guy in the school
crushing on the very lovely, very untouchable sweetheart. But what happens when
their families decide to camp with one another?
Genie
in a Bottle
This
one doesn’t really have me in it, I’m sorta neutral. One night,
Darien decides to take an old girlfriend through a walk in the roes
gardens, but what happens when he meets the shadow of a legend about to die off
completely?
Goddess
band
This
one has to be my total favorite! Teen idol Endymion has been rocking the charts
for two years when worthy rivals sign on with an opposing record company. In
curiosity, the rock tar buys one of their CD’s and fall in love with the lead
singer voice and message. Only to find out too late that she’s hidden herself
in a small town somewhere in the US. What will he do now?
Oh
my gosh! It’s, like, so dramatic!
Are
you teasing me again?
Oh
no, I wouldn’t ever do that, Serena. (rolls eyes)
Insanity
This
one I’m not in either, but just wait I’ll get to one. This is spoken from
his point of view where he tells all about his thoughts, feelings, actions and
every other interesting little detail when he falls for two completely different
women, only to find their darkest secret changed everything.
Morning
jog
Highly
elite business man Darien Chiba finds himself sitting in the park one day,
minding his own business when he runs into and falls in love with a woman who
can’t stand the thought of wealthy people. Hehe, I sounded so mature there.
Ya,
chances are she cant even tell you what half those words are.
Oh
ya? Try me.
Elite
(long
pause) uh…
(shrugs
and turns to next one)
Mystery
healer
Endymion,
prince of earth finds himself in love with his high general’s mistress and
would do anything and everything in his power to have her for his own. But
fortune smiles on him until finding out what she really is. I like this one, I
get to show off –even if the airhead is starring in it.
Ooh,
oh! Wait! I got it!
Did
jya look it up?
Well…
Then
it doesn’t count
Oh.
Only
for you
Serena
begin to have second thoughts about her relationship with Darien and plans to
break up with him. He’s outraged when he finds out Rei brought this question
on. Will he be able to change her mind before she lets the fatal blow fall? Or
will Darien kill Rei to take out his fury.
Riveting,
really.
I
actually asked him what he’d do if this happened
Or,
really? What’d he say?
Rei
wouldn’t outlive the night.
(nods)
I’d believe it.
Revelations
A
genius child finds herself unpopular and alienated in her new school. That is,
until five boys find out her deepest secret and plan to exploit it. only one
thing can stop them, and it may not arrive in time.
Whoa,
that sounded way prophetic.
I
know, it was meant to. Hence the name?
Oh,
right. Hehe, sorry.
Revenge
Two
years ago, Rei decided to have an affair with a big businessman’s brother, who
exploits this in public. She decides to die, but fail and in the end, killing
the child inside her and fanning her best friend’s hate for the man into a
flame. But when they meet, she fall desperately in love with him and is attacked
by a new force. The only one who can save her now can’t remember their past on
the moon. Will he remember in time?
Sadness
A
bittersweet denial by Rini sends Serena running from everything she knows.
Coming dangerously close to letting Darien go, Rini starts to fade into
nonexistence. Can Darien change her mind in time, or will that little brat of a
kid finally die and get it over with.
That
wasn’t a nice thing to say
(Shrugs)
probably the only time I’d tell the truth.
True.
Secret
garden
Darien
finally gets the guts to propose, but Serena remains uncertain. Promising to
think it over during the night, she announces the fact to her family. Her father
doesn’t like the idea of his daughter marrying so young. Will he stand in the
way of their wedding?
Serena’s
side
Basically,
it’s insanity told through my eyes, with a little touch of humor.
Silence
Regardless
of the name, Saturn is not in this fic! Serena finds out who Tuxedo Mask is and
is returned hr memories, but the negavrse has kidnapped him. Will she ever see
him again? Maybe the answer lies in becoming evil herself.
Boo-ya!
I’m in this one! Check me out dang it! I kick some serious rear, of course
something bad happens, but dang it’s a kick in the head.
I get to make out with him, too. Does the wussy girl?
Heck
no. just me.
Sleeping
beauty
Ya!
I like this one! Mostly cause Darien starts
out all sweet and innocent to his older, freaking hot angry and evil self.
Oops, sorry. a marriage treaty was sent to the moon when the prince and
princess where till very young. They met only once before the jealousy of a
noble in his court casts a spell on his bride to be. Completely lifeless, they
say only first love’s kiss could awaken her. But who could truly love when
they’ll never know each other?
Stubborn
heart
A
witness to the everlasting love that grows between Darien and I, these three
examples will prove that our love will last forever. By meeting in different
lifetimes, we grow to love each other through a simple touch.
Ya!
I get to do three! And their all so sweet.
Surprise
One
day, Bunny walks into the arcade crying and no one can get an answer from her
before she runs off. They find the root of the problem in a boy at school who
asked her out, but she refused.
Since then, this boy starts rumors so terrible, she may never get to school
again. But one surprise instant and everything changes
Unexpected
person
What
happens when a girl and boy fall in love? What happens when they supposedly hate
each other? Going from prank to prank, the two fight to tell the other how they
feel, but one slip up and Darien may have ruined the whole thing
When
God Sends his Angels
Two
weeks earlier, Serena is found beside a dumpster one morning. Tests show she’d
been raped the night before. Will her despair consume her when friends and
family turn her away in shame. Who will move her from the roof the of the
hospital, or will she jump and end the torment?
A
cop’s life
The
police have been tracking a woman beater for five years now with no success. But
when Detective Shields comes on the case, things change. A girl barely nineteen
years old is his new target. Will he get some answers out of this one in time to
save her life?
A
love not lost
A
totally sweet epic about Serena when only she can remember her past life. *The
scouts aren’t really in this one* sorry. riddled by nightmares by night and in
hiding by day, she runs into seven of the most unexpected people and finds a
secret that will change her life forever.
Why
the crap do you refer to yourself as Serena in these. The third person gig
doesn’t make you look smart, you know.
Yes
it does! Quite being a meany!
I’ll
be mean if I f*in’ want to.
I’m
gonna tell mommy!
You’ll
just be getting yourself in trouble, you nit wit.
Don’t
call me that!
I
told you last time we’re the same person. It’s not my problem the other side
of my brain can’t think for herself.
Yes
I can! Leave me alone!
How
much do you want? I have a 50% charge every two seconds.
Hu?
<Exactly.>
<Yo,
babe, you ok?>
That’s
my que. Excuse me.
Ooh,
I hate it when she just takes charge like that. HEY! Wo! You’re not going to
seduce him while this thing is going, are you?
No
one said I had to stop.
<Whoa,
Rena…>
Oh
my gosh…
<Dang
right.>
Whoa,
that was over fast. Sorry bout that.
Accident
One
day, while engaged in a fight with Darien, he strike a harsh blow not even I can
ignore. But the fateful shot let off by drive-by killer land a secret so large
and dangerous, it may cost her her life.
Dang
that girl, she’s got me doing it now!
<Where’d
you go so fast?>
<Oh,
I started this site thing and wanted to finish it.>
<Oh,
I was hoping to cuddle a bit longer.>
*eyebrow
shoots up* <Oh ya?>
<Ya.
And…well, if a repeat of the past half hour where to happen, I wouldn’t
mind.>
<I’m
sure you wouldn’t.>
<hey,
can I help it if your good in the sack?>
<Oh,
you think so, hu?>
<Well,
dang I just got back from work and anything rivals that.>
<You
little jerk.> *chucks pillow at his face*
<Coming
from…?>
*turns
away*
<Hey,
Rena, come on. I was joking.>
*sniffles*
Adopted
wonder
Not
the greatest fic I’ve done, I’ll warn you. On Darien’s birthday one year,
both parents decide to adopt another child. but something is strange about this
one, and he cant help but be drawn to her.
<You’re
finally cataloging this thing?>
*Ignores
him*
Dude,
you’re ruining this chance! Come on, he’s wide open and waiting!
<I’m
sorry, I’m being a big baby.>
Don’t!
He just insulted us!
Hello,
he insulted me, not you. Get over it.
<Rena,
you’re not being a baby, I shouldn’t
have said that.>
<I
have to admit it was funny>
Alien
invasion
Booya!
Our first horror! Well, even then it’s not really horrific. I’m not in this
one! I’m gonna cry… but I do love this one because Darien gets to show
off his evil side. He plays an alien infested rich man who kidnaps me and
my family, cures my mother’s cancer and gives me one heck of a facelift. And
the only thing he wants in return is me, or my mother dies.
I
personally like this one, too. It’s not often I get to take control of things
in this marriage.
Ya,
but you love me anyway.
Right
as always.
Angel
and Demon
This
I a really messed up one, to tell you the truth. There are several different
story line going on in the same story, but mostly thee are a large collection of
stories of our live together before the silver millenium. And the evilme isn’t
in this one.
<Why
do you have two colors of print on this thing? Anyway, the evil you thing is
kinda interesting. Where’d you think of it?>
<Uh,
it just kinda hit me this morning in the shower.>
<You
where in the shower and you didn’t invite me? I’m hurt.>
<You
have been having way too much fun lately.>
<you
love it.>
<True.>
But
I am in this one, and I’m evil most the time.
Don’t
I know it! *evil grin*
Another
lost princess
Darien
and Serena are best friends –at the age of eight. But when Serena is kidnapped
for another eight years, will the girls even recognize her when she escapes?
I’m evil in this one! Ahahhhhh! That is so cool!
You
don’t have to be so noisy about this.
Hey,
it’s not like I’m in a whole bunch. Besides, it aggravates you.
What
does aggravates mean?
*ignoring
her*
What
the heck? Dang, this side I haven’t seen before. Where’d you get this evil
stuff, you’re never evil.
Who
do you think that was putting the moves on you?
You’re
not serious!
Dang
right I am.
Art
of lies
Andrew’s
little sister comes for a visit one month and finds a more then warm welcome
when she gets to school. The heartthrob, Darien
, decides to ask her out. That is, until Serena find the heartbreaking
secret and moves back to her dad’s. years later, Darien come to the city for
collage classes and finds Serena to be more then his match. But can he win her
love, let alone her trust once more?
Oh,
it’s so sweet!
Shut
up, you wuss.
Hey,
be nice, you two.
Just
because of that, I get to do the next oen.
Babysitting
job
Sere
loves this one to death. It’s about a high school girl who takes Japanese in
her free time. She has no time for boys, nor does she care who they are. Until a
foreign exchange student from Japan comes to visit.
Not
bad.
Ya,
I thought it was a good catch, too.
Who
said I was talking about the writing?
*Eyebrow
shoots up*
Bed
and breakfast
!!!Regardless
of the name, he does not take me to bed!!!
Oh,
that’s what we forgot to put in there! Don’t worry, we’ll fix that…
You
will not! Remember pookie, this is going on the internet.
You’re
serious? Give me that keyboard!
Why?
I
don’t want people to know you call me pookie!
Why?
You call me Meatball Head. anyway, two movie stars jut happened to be totally in
love and want to spend the rest of their lives together. Unfortunately, neither
knows how the other feels and one is still curious about the mysterious Sailor
Moon. When he leaves for vacation and finds himself on her front doorstep, will
him and his little sister be pulled into the mystery?
Blue
and Green
Lita
and Serena are best friends in the same high school, and Serena dances on the
school team. Second only to the lovely redhead, Berry Merlyn. But when her
boyfriend decides to leave her for the redhead, Serena is crushed. Until two new
faces come into the picture. Her life will be turned upside-down and inside out.
But she will love the outcome.
Bodyguard
Booya!
I’m in this one! Well, kinda…
Anyway,
ignoring her! The grand duke of Terra ha found himself a more then interesting
servant girl. Fortunately, she doubles as a powerful bodyguard. (ah, I’m so in
love with her) Darien, move! Sheesh! Anyway again, this particular servant is
hiding something very large behind her about her past. Whe the prine is
attacked, will her secret be revealed?
Oh,
you just gave it away!
Hehe,
sorry…
Idiot.
Be
nice, or no dessert.
*eyebrow
shoots up*
*Eyebrow
shoots up, giggles*
Ok,
I’m not really in this one, but Darien is. Regardless of the fact he spends
half the fic as a hideous beast, he’s freakin’ sexy. The coolest thing in
the world is knowing all you chicks out there want him. But he’s mine.
Hehehehe. Anyway, a mysterious maiden hidden deep in the forest finds a monster,
only to find he’s suffered a great injustice. Can she break the spell cast on
him centuries ago?
That’s
it, I’m doing this one. I just got back from America and am on my way to see
my princess. Only to find she’s been attacked by a haunting image from a past
you would have never guessed. Will one revelation brake everything we are, or
will the bond remain intact after a secret that may shatter lives is revealed.
Darien’s
thoughts
I
kinda like this one. It’s the series told through his eyes, with a few new
twists and turns added in. yes, it follows him when he goes evil, what a silly
question. And when it does, you get a deeper look into queenies personality and
facts you might have never known besides.
Two
people are strangely attracted to each other, but there’s something very
supernatural about the football star. At least beside the fact he spends his
nights in a wolf’s pelt hunting all night. The fact he knows he’s fallen in
love with a human girl and is faced with the thought of losing her nearly sends
him over the deep end. Until he finds the truth of his blushing bride to be.
Dedications
and discovery
Dragons
Floating
court
Friends
Hostage
HPMPSAHC
I
never knew
Just
friends
Karaoke
club
Lost
episodes
Love
and deception
Mixed
up story
My
own words
Nameless
New
land
Nurse
on call 1
Preps
and goths
Prophecy
Psychic
meltdown
Rescue
attempt
Return
me
Revolutionary
girl
Sailor
pokemon
Scream
Secret
adoration
Secret
lives
Servant
and sister
Sibling
rivalry
Sickness
The
unicorn
Too
long
Toy
story
Ugly
duckling
Under
the sea
Vacation
Vagabond
Witch’s
eyes
Wolfish
pride
Writer
2 writer
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STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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